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Luke: "Hi I’m Oscar have you heard of 5 seconds of summer?"

Customer:……..

Luke: "i hear they’re pretty rad."

Customer:………

Luke: "You should buy their album."

Customer:……..

Luke: "Please? Please buy the album."

Customer:……

Luke: "Please."

Customer:……..

Luke: "Album."

Customer: [starts walking away]

Luke: [chases customer] “I’llbuy it for you! Just take the album!!!”

(via heroichemmo)

Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter
hell hound fuck yea dude
fucking love this song okay
excuse you its lilac
do they also have michael cliffords
lucas i s2g i love you independance day is also my fave
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