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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

(via ihopeitworksout)

he looks so punk it's kinda freaking me out

kingphaneuf:

iM SO IN LOVE WITH TYLER SEGUIN SOMEONE PUNCH ME

I’ve been this way since 2011, just embrace it.

Idaho? what the fuck
like I almost couldn't tell that was harry
dennys:

things that are “rude”
not letting a guy marry your daughter
throwing out leftovers before offering to your friends first

dennys:

things that are “rude”

  • not letting a guy marry your daughter
  • throwing out leftovers before offering to your friends first